jump ..jump!!!

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have
sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual
relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine
a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the
genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the
deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is
to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for
the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam
law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any
job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally
allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands. The
husband's lover, on the other hand, may be
killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,
England - but only in
tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex
with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be!
in the room to witness the
act

(Makes one shudder at the thoug ht.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a
man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that
they had to pass this
law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms
from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed
from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are
sold for consumption on the
premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Not as great
as Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side
when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)

(Did the govt. pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts!!!

(Do you think they have bad breath?)