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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

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Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how
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we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"

The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is
thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he
laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound
like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every
branch.
However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think
about it," he chuckles.

"Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her
bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her.

"She doesn't even have a penis!"

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