Are you a prisoner...serving a life-time sentence?
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, sweetheart. Putting it simple, we will call your private place 'the prison' and my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison."
And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, the bride giggles,"Honey the prisoner has escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles "Then all we have to do is re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the bride, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again!!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards he lays on his back totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, sorry to bother you, but the prisoner is out again."
Limply turning his head, he YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!"
"OK, sweetheart. Putting it simple, we will call your private place 'the prison' and my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison."
And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, the bride giggles,"Honey the prisoner has escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles "Then all we have to do is re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the bride, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again!!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards he lays on his back totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, sorry to bother you, but the prisoner is out again."
Limply turning his head, he YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!"
posted by kritik | Tuesday, April 11, 2006
3 Comments:
hahahahahah
Here's one:
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted." And, I don't expect any hassle from you.
Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want.
Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
glad you enjoyed kenyangal.
kelitu, thats a good one, am gonna plagiarise it and publish it sometime in the future..
i wonder if the hubby gave in...
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