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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

marital ads........


A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding, she tells each one of them to write back about their marriage life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to using newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let the mother know how their love lives are going.

The first one gets married and the second day the letter arrives with a single message, simply: "JAVA COFFEE HOUSE"
Mother got the newspaper and checked the Java Coffee House advertisement, and it says:
"Satisfaction to the last drop..." So, Mother is happy.
Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there was a message that reads: "NAKURU MATTRESSES" So, the Mother looks at the Nakumatt ad, and it says: "FULL SIZE, KING SIZE" And Mother is happy.

Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. After four weeks came the message:
"KENYA AIRWAYS"
And mother looks into the Kenya Airways ad, but this time she fainted. The ad reads:
"THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK , BOTH WAYS."

2 Comments:

Blogger Nakeel said...

Hey Nakuru Mattress and Kenya Airways thanks for the laughter...

Friday, 12 May, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laughter, sijacheka hivi in a long time. home alone and 'am sure the neighbours think I am nuts!

Thursday, 27 May, 2010  

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