smoking a joint
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard(njagathi) walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaaaak dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaaaak dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
posted by kritik | Tuesday, June 13, 2006
6 Comments:
hey dude you think ur funny but ur not gosh it took me ages to get it and thought oh thats right its not even funny maybe you wer the one who was stoned while you wer writing this!!!! you need to take lessons on how to be funny you retard..my friend red it too and sed she didnt even get it you fucking retard....$$#@^&#^%*520460652#$&@^^$%86984
@anon Just because you guys didnt get it doesn't mean he's not funny, maybe your the retard
candybox...i agree with u, retards can never be helped.
Hello, I do not agree with the previous commentator - not so simple
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