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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Jaluo Very Complicated JVC Aii yawa !!

AN AVERAGE PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

JVC: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be
advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

AN AVERAGE PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
JVC : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.


AN AVERAGE PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
JVC : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly

AN AVERAGE PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
JVC : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.


AN AVERAGE PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
JVC : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.


AN AVERAGE PERSON : Beginner's luck
JVC : Neophyte's serendipity.


AN AVERAGE PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
JVC : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small,
green, biophytic plant.


AN AVERAGE PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
JVC : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.


AN AVERAGE PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
JVC : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.


AN AVERAGE PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
JVC : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.


AN AVERAGE PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
JVC : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile


AN AVERAGE PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
JVC : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with
innovative maneuvers.

AN AVERAGE PERSON : Look before you leap
JVC : Surveillance should precede saltation.

AN AVERAGE PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
JVC : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the
optimal cachinnation.

AN AVERAGE PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
JVC : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of
hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

AN AVERAGE PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
JVC : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited
carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.


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