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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

HAVING SEX IN KIKUYU IS CALLED:



1. GWIKANA
2. GUTHICANA
3. GUTHEGETHANA
3. KURIANA
4. GUTAMURANA
5. KUNEEWO INDO
6. GUTAMURA INDO
7. KURIA MIRIGO
8. Kuhurana mwaki
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10. Gwika Waganu
11. Kuria muNDu
12. KUHEO KINDU
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23. KUNG'ETIA MAGANJO
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25. KUONA KAWAMA NDUMAINE
26. KUIGANANIA MIKONYO!!!!.
27. GUKUNIKA MBUTHU
28. GUTHINGA MWATUKA
29. KUNA KUGURU
30. GUTENDERIA IGONGONA
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32. GUTHARIA KWENE
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44. KUHANGIRA NDARI
45. KUHUTIA GAKAI
46. GUTHANDURA
47. KUHURA MUTHANJU
48. SHUMA IRARE NDANI

Is this true?...................

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