Top 34 Things You Don't Want To Find In Your Girlfriend's Room

1.A "Sex Change For Dummies" Book.
2.A brown stained bath tub
3.A brutalliy severed penis
4.a notebook saying ' I luv Joe' over and over...and your name's Zach
5.a positive pregnancy test...and you've never slept together
6.a shirt saying firestone highschool class of ' 09'...you're 23
7.The bodies of her last three boyfriends
8.her family tree...with your name in it
9.a letter to her friend describing how she's gonna kill you
10.Her husband
11.Her husband holding a shotgun waiting for you
12.a corpse
13.A new boyfriend
14.another guy
15.Her ID that shows that she's 14
16.The book "Everything you wanted to know about your upcoming sex change"
17.your boyfriend
18.Naked pictures of her father.
19.Your wife.
20.brouchures of a sex change-clinic
21.emails from her 'other boyfriends'
22.her brother
23.Her brother's underwear
24.Her ex, chained inside the closet.
25.HER girlfriend's socks.
26her pet gimp
27.The mummufied corpses of her previous three boyfriends
28.Two cases of Prozac and a four foot stack of bridal magazines
29.used/ reused condoms
30.your brother
31.your missing mom handcuffed naked to the bed
32.A Time Clock with 14 active cards
33.a woman
34.your girlfriend